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Buzzard Droppings May 2004

Just For Fun

Text Box: Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.  
After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.
     A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What
was the problem?"
    "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," he explained. "It took us awhile to find a new pilot."
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