Flying is not dangerous; crashing is.
Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man... Landing is the first!
An airplane may disappoint a good pilot, but it won't surprise him.
Ya might be a R/C Red Neck if:
· you have more glue in your freezer than food.
· your significant other asks to borrow back her fingernail polish remover (CA remover )
· the microwave is in the shop
· you replaced the dining room table with a workmate
· the sports page goes unread until the weather report is analyzed